Virgin Wool
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Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly sheep!

Vet
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A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The

Vampire Blood Bath
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Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a bi

Two Of These Things Belong Together
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What's the odd one out? 1) A lobster 2) a whale 3) a guy that's been hit by

Two Little Snakes
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Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. The mother snake came out an

Two Blondes and Two Mice
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There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they go

Two Blondes and a Camel
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Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for the

Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs

Turtle Soup
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turt

Turtle Sexuality
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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!