A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...
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A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick

You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
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You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!

You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
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You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!

You Filthy F***ing Parrot
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There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears like a sailor. I m

You Might Be A Redneck...Deer
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You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberatel

You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeak

You Can't Put HimTogether Again
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What's green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!

You Can't Teach An Old Cat
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat sc

You and the Elephants Bond
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You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.

Yo mama's...Easy
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Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.