"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office and didn't even get a nose job or perkier boobies!"
"Like, there was this totally dumb brunette who totally walked into the Gap and asked for Dolce & Gabana!"

"So like this brunette is all wicked mad and is telling her friend that she gave her boyfriend a 'piece of her mind' and like, if she was mad, why did she give him oral sex?"

"How do you stop a brunette from breathing? Remove her lungs!"

"A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar, and like, the brunette orders a beer and it's domestic! Can you believe it?"

"So like a blonde and a brunette were stranded on a desert island and the dumb brunette was bummed, but like wow! Total tan city! "